Mermaid Off the Port Bow!

As a kid, I wanted to be a Singing Mermaid Princess when I grew up - a spectacular plan in theory with only a few minor holdups:

1. Presently (as well as at age 5), I lack the appropriate anatomy to be a successful mermaid;
2. I am definitely not royalty, nor am I in any position to acquire the title of "Princess" at any point in the foreseeable future, and
3. As my mother so lovingly pointed out when I revealed my career plan to her, I cannot sing...

No longer do I aspire to be like Ariel, aside from the affinity for collecting and holding on to trash and old trinkets.

I think I would want to be a slightly more butt-kicking Disney Princess instead, not a mermaid that signed away her ability to vocalize in pursuit of a guy...

Or maybe I'd rather be the villian...

"Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!"

- Ursula